sometimes i forget aromanticism isnt normalized until im listening to family friends complain about how relationships suck and never last and i chime in with “yeah im kinda glad im not interested in romance.” and suddenly all of them turn into “oh no EVERYONE needs romance its human nature. if you think you’re not interested you just need to try again.” . like okay i thought we were commiserating here. i was agreeing with yall. cmon.
straight people will spend all their time making relationships sound like a chore and normalize the concept of hating your wife but if you say “idk id rather be single” you’re the weird one i guess.
In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage.
What’s even more savage is the way she stabs the first guy in the crotch before using the same arrow to kill the second guy. Susan’s not messing around.
I dont understand how people think “but they killed people!” Is everrrr going to convince me to hate a fictional character. I actually like them more because they killed people. In fact, its the main thing I like about them. I would cheer with pom-poms at the mere implication of them killing again.
like, okay, i’m sure this scene has been talked about and dissected to pieces already in this fandom but. BUT. i need to put my two cents in or i will explode.
so, your lord and best friend has just admitted to you that if you die, he will be so beside himself with grief that he might just die too.
the game then gives you THIS option in response.
and you, the player, know how video games work. you know this is the press x for romance button. you expect henry to admit his feelings—a culmination of all the hints he’s dropped from the heart options we’ve chosen before—and kiss him as soon as the button’s been pressed.
except henry doesn’t kiss hans.
instead, henry places his hand on hans’ hand. it’s the first moment of physical contact between them in the whole scene…but it’s not a kiss. it’s gentle. it’s intimate. it’s tiptoeing the line between comforting a friend and something more…
…but henry leaves it at that. and he gets up and goes to leave.
and in that moment of panic. in that split second of ’this might be the last time i’ll ever see you again, please don’t go’ — it’s hans that kisses henry.
and it’s henry who pushes hans away.
this is—for all intents and purposes—the opposite of what we, the player, chose.
and to add insult to injury, henry looks conflicted.
he looks SO conflicted that hans believes he’s fucked up royally.
that he has completely tarnished their final moments together by acting on impulse—by giving into temptation and desperation and feelings he can’t even put into his own words—and henry must be disgusted by him.
and hans believes this because he watches henry turn his back to him. refusing to look at him. and head for the door.
but henry stops before he opens it. and i keep thinking back to the heart option we chose.
the player is not making the choice for henry to kiss hans. we are not forcing his hand.
the player is reminding henry what he’s been telling himself throughout the entire game.
